Moments of brilliance: things I hear outside my window (aka “Only in IV”)
Lovely quotes from freshmen (and probably others) walking back from a night of drinking on DP.
“everybody get NAKEEEEDDD”
(standard)
*car horn*
Girl “no, f*** you!”
Guy “you’re a whore”
Girl “I agree with you!”
(self esteem issues?)
Guy 1: “ow dude I’m sunburnt! Stop touching me”
Guy 2: “I’m gonna tickle you”
(wait…what?)
